I know this may be controversial and will cause thousands of authoritarian liberal gay activists to shriek in absolute terror but no one cares your gay. Being gay is not some amazing thing that needs to be celebrated and put on a pedestal that is shaped like a dick. We do not need to pay […]

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“It’s dude, oh wait maybe that is chick. Wait a second nah maybe that is a dude. Wait, it’s wearing a fucking dress so it’s got to be a chick right? But, it also has a beard. Shit I am totally confused.” Have you ever found yourself saying this nowadays? Well, you are probably not […]

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There he stood glistening orange underneath the thousands of lights pointed at his imposing figure. The fake news NPC Horde stood aghast in front of him because they hate The Orange Man with the fire of a thousand suns. He represents everything that they loath. His ridiculous gold plated toilets, his brash almost autistic way […]

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