My sweat is streaming from my brow. Nothing is hot to the touch but heat oozes from everything around me as I run. I wizz by fuzzy buildings, cars and every manner of thing that you would find in a typical city. I am running again, from The Shadow Man. He is a terrifying figure […]

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“It’s dude, oh wait maybe that is chick. Wait a second nah maybe that is a dude. Wait, it’s wearing a fucking dress so it’s got to be a chick right? But, it also has a beard. Shit I am totally confused.” Have you ever found yourself saying this nowadays? Well, you are probably not […]

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There he stood glistening orange underneath the thousands of lights pointed at his imposing figure. The fake news NPC Horde stood aghast in front of him because they hate The Orange Man with the fire of a thousand suns. He represents everything that they loath. His ridiculous gold plated toilets, his brash almost autistic way […]

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